The other day the First graduating Class of Wyoming  Catholic College celebrated its inaugural commencement in Lander,  Wyoming.
 This would not normally be particularly newsworthy  except for the fact that these young men and women had survived.
 You see,  these brave souls in caps and gowns  have been subjected to the cruel  unique policies of the university that  distinguished this place of learning as a  true social torture chamber. To  be honest with you, I am shocked that the ACLU or Al Sharpton haven't shown up  on campus to end the awful  conditions that have been imposed on the  students at Wyoming Catholic College.
 What kind of cvilized society allows this kind of  abuse of our young people?
 You should know of such heinous practices so you  can protect  those in your family from similar outrages.
 It's almost  too unspeakbale to reprint here  but we must name evil in order to confront it.
 THEY DON'T ALLOW CELL PHONES!
 Not anywhere on campus.  Not in the  dorms.  Not in the quad.  Not in the hallways.  Not ever  anyplace.
 And it gets worse.  No computer has internet  access except for  library workstations where a human monitor observes the  student.  No secret laptop hidden in the frat house to connect with  cyberspace. Computers owned by students  may be used only for word  processing to prepare homework and papers. No television and no video games  on campus either.
 Oh the Humanity!
 The President of the University,  Father  Robert Cook, tries to justify the atrocity of enforcing these inhumane rules by  explaining that  his students are free from distractions, promoting a more  moral environment.  He adds that  the rules force more direct  interaction between students and between faculty and students. People are forced  to communicate face to face instead of through technology creating an impersonal  barrier between them.
 As far as the internet goes,  Father  Cook,  a Stanford-trained attorney, tells the students that God gave them  the greatest computers ever created in the form of their own minds.  He  argues that its healthy to leave inferior technologies behind for four years and  then return to them after graduation if they choose.
 If you as a citizen are concerned that our college  attendees are the targets of such insanity as described in this column,   contact your congressman.
 After all,  without cell phones and email on  campus,  how will congressmen be able to send illicit photos to  unsuspecting  coeds?
 David M. Lynch
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